YOU KNOW YOU WANNA CLICK HERE :)?
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA CLICK HERE 
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This was posted before i while ago but i think we need to do it again =D
Pick the month you were born; the day you were born and the color shirt your wearing
mine is: I Loved a Telephone pole because I’m in need of some serious help.
LOL
January—————— I slept with
February—————- I yelled at
March——————– I cussed out
April———————- I licked
May———————–I sniffed
June———————- I humped
July———————– I loved
August—————— I ate dinner with
September————- I bit
October—————– I had an orgasm with
November————– I karate chopped
December————– I kicked
Pick the date you were born on:
1——- a monkey
2——- a police officer
3——- a homeless guy
4——- a football Player
5——- your mom
6——- a stuffed animal
7——- a banana
8——- a cell phone
9——- a telephone pole
10——- a cucumber
11——- your best friends brother
12——- a star wars maniac
13——- a spider
14——- a dirty magazine
15——- a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater
16——- a coffee maker
17——- a snow cone
18——- your cousin
19——- your best friends boyfriend
20——- a computer
21——- a donut
22——- a fireman
23——- a grandpa
24——- a one legged horny cow
25——- a goat
26——- a lemon
27——- elmo
28——- a pickle
29——- a black cat
30——- a munchkin
31——- a smurf
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White——— because I see dead people
Black———because i think i would be a good mother
Pink———- because i found out i have a chinese twin
Red———— because I’m a sexy pony
Blue———– because I should be locked in a mental ward.
Green——— because my family thinks I have no life anyways
Purple——— because i wanted to prove to my neighbor that always yells at me cause i tried to help her take a bath that im not crazy
Gray———– because I’m in need of some serious help.
Yellow——– because in my dream god told me too
Orange ——- because Chris Crocker offered me a lap dance
Other———- because someone offered me a free camel ride
